Can I get trashed with someone and just make sweet love?
Male or female?
I’m deprived of passion and intimacy it’s driving me mad. ;-;
"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Someone told me to go to hell
Couldn't find it at first
But now I'm here
do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
(Source: sorry, via humorking)
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